Jon finally stood up, admitted his wrongs, and apologized to Kate while on ET with Mary Hart earlier tonight.

Highlights:
“Kate, I just want to apologize, you know (cause I sure don’t know) for my actions. You know (I have no idea what I’m even saying), I’m sorry, you know (I just recite what they tell me to), that I was an avoider and I didn’t communicate properly. And now I have to take initiative, let’s both go together, let’s both mediate this thing out (Get me the $#@! out of here).”

It’s amazing what the loss of a job can do to a man. It can make him think about his direction in life, his children, the necessity for more costly hair implants, perhaps even a tummy tuck…

It indeed takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong, Jon, but it takes a very small one to apologize when the person is hundreds of miles away. You might as well of sent her a quick text message instead:

K8… dn’t hate
thk yer gr8
runnin late
gotta date

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