Jon Gosselin, Your Still Just a Turd!

My Grand Daddy used to say that you just can’t polish a turd!

• You can cover it with bling…
• You can put hair plugs on it…
• You can apologize for its stench…
• You can visit a rabbi and have it ordained…
• You can tell people it will cost $30,000 just to bask in its presence…
• You can fool some young dung beetle (Hailey Glassman) into thinking you’re a keeper… when you’re really  just a creeper.

But in the end, yup… Still just a turd!

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