Robot Driving Companions for the Lonely, Indecisive, Incompetent, Directionally Impaired, and Incredibly Pathetic

All those lonely nights…
Polishing their pocket pens…
Blowing up their girlfriends…
Sitting outside some sorority chick’s house in their Toyota Prius…
Has finally brought them to this lowly state!

Researchers at MIT are working on a new project dubbed AIDA, which stands for, Affective Intelligent Driving Agent. It is basically a robot companion designed to drive along with you on your daily jaunts.

It will help you with directions, recommend places to eat, keep you company, wink at you when it senses you are agitated because some a$# just cut you off at the ramp, henpeck you when you’re driving like sh$!, and keep track of all the incriminating places you go!

Sounds great…
Put me down for 535!
One for each member of the U.S. Senate/Congress

[Photo via Ebaumsworld]