Tabloids have been sploshing around the news that Colonelina (formerly known as Brangelina, before the Colonel Sanders beard) maybe on the rocks (or some burned fragments of fried chicken).

A spokes-folk insider for the dynamic duo has exclaimed, poppycock, telling PopCrunch that Brad and Angelina are just fine.

In fact, they are more than fine. They are currently in the throes of color coordinating each others outfits for the upcoming debut at the Oscar’s in March. Is that not cute?

Yeah, that ought to shut those naysayers up…

Brad tooling into the awards with that heinous beard, some ridiculously colored bow-tie, and that deer caught in headlights expression on his face!