When was the last time you had this much fun on a roller coaster?

Stage: 1

The first stage is when the fear first strikes you.
This is characterized by the “oh, sh**” expression on your face…

Stage: 2

The second stage is pure denial.
“Come on, hold it in… just hold it in…
I can spit it out later when nobody’s looking and still look cool.”

Stage: 3

The third stage is recognized by the appearance of auditioning for the Looney Toones???

Stage: 4

The fourth stage looks a lot like a deer caught in headlights.
This is always the prelude to the fifth and final stage…

You sh** your pants, and it glues you to the seat!