Now, that’s a mugshot only a mother could love.

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Rip Torn (Larry Sander’s Show, Men in Black), was picked up by the Connecticut finest earlier this month after crashing through the window of a bank with a firearm in his possession. According to reports, Torn thought he was breaking into his own home, after discovering his front door key was not fitting into the lock.

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The police swarmed the building expecting an exchange of bullets with a pack of desperate criminals, but were surprised to find the bumbling, drunk Torn staggering around, probably bitching about where the maid put all his sh**. He spent the weekend in jail ($100,000 bail), but is expected to appear in court in the coming months under burglary and trespassing charges.

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It has been over two years since he was picked up for wandering around the streets, drunk, with a Christmas tree strapped to his dented and deranged Subaru.

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Would somebody please get this man some help!

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(Photo via the New York Post)