Top 10 Titles for the Upcoming Fast & Furious 5

By eric on Friday, 5th February 2010 Top 10 Titles for the Upcoming Fast & Furious 5 thumbnail

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How many fast & Furious movies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ah Hell, I don’t know, but we’ve got a fifth one in the making, and we can expect at least a portion of the old crew (Paul Walker and Vin Diesel) to be just as fast and pissed off as ever.

Let’s look at the top ten titles in consideration for the next installment:

10. 5 Fast 5 Furious (Perez Hilton)

9. Not Fast Just Furiously Economic – The Government Funded Edition

8. Fast & Furious: Bumper Car Mayhem – Brian and Dom take on the underground bumper car scene

7. Too Fast Too Many Tickets – With no license or car, the dynamic duo must go head to head against Lance Armstrong

6. Godzilla, Predator, and Alien vs. The Fast and Furious – All Hell is about to break loose in downtown Tokyo… Buckle in for this ride!

5. Fst & Frius – The Next Generation

4. 5 – Let’s just cut the crap and get down to business!

3. He’s Fast She’s Furious- Brian settles down with a couple kids while racing the streets for diaper money. Mia just wants him to get a real freakin’ job!

2. She’s Too Fast He’s Furious – Mia takes to the streets as a prostitute and Brian must race the head pimp to set her free

1. Once Fast Now Just Grumpy as Hell – The team faces getting old. Eating bad Guacamole is about as fast as you’ll see the boys run these days…