Irma Nici and David Beckham

The latest gossip to rock the celebrity world is the tale of David Beckham’s supposed rendezvous with $10,000-a-night hooker.

Beckham has been quoted as saying about the allegations that they’re “completely untrue and totally ridiculous”.

Irma Nici

Irma Nici was supposedly one of the top girls for Manhattan Madam, Kristin Davis, who is rumored to have the biggest black book in history. Nici claims the sex was “nothing freaky,” and she rates Beckham’s lovemaking as a 7.5 out of 10.

Not the first time for claims like these, a few years ago Beckham’s personal assistant Rebecca Loos revealed that she and David had an affair while he was married.

Nici, who was born in Bosnia but raised in Britain,

David Beckham’s wife Victoria hasy told relatives she is standing firmly by her husband – and is “bloody furious” the story will upset their children. David has branded the rumors as “a series of malicious lies”.

Well, David is pissed and plans to sue the hooker that’s soiled his good name with a £5 million lawsuit, just as soon as they can find her so she can be served. He wants his name cleared, has a team of lawyers lined up, and want a front page apology from the US magazine that published the vice girl’s sordid claims that Becks paid for sex with her and another prostitute.

It’s time to roll out that red carpet and play “Name that Celebrity.”

There have been a lot of celebs that have embarrassed themselves over the years, and quite frankly it has been difficult to keep up with all the scandals and allegations. So difficult, we have developed a little game to test your knowledge of these bad boys and girls of Hollywood. Depending on your personal view of celebrity gossip, the best score may either be low or high.

Grade and award with smiley faces accordingly…

1. Which celebrity has had a hard time keeping her hairless “kitty” in her underpants… Or should I rather say lack of?

A. Paris Hilton

B. Britney Spears

C. Lindsay Lohan

D. All the above!

2. This dust-farting, aging hunk of yesteryear, dropped his towel in front of a masseuse during his second honeymoon; bringing the indication of an almost certain third one in the making…

A. Clint Eastwood

B. Kevin Costner

C. Wesley Snipes

D. Ozzy Osborne

3. Which male celebrity, expressed his disappointments in sex with Mandy Moore as not being, quote: “like warm apple pie?”

A. Bam Margera

B. Zach Braff

C. Howard Stern

D. Wilmer Valderrama
4. This celebrity best friend trio has brought speculations of more than just bongo’s being banged behind their closet doors. Name this famous Hollywood trio?

A. Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris, and Ryan Seacrest

B. Lance Armstrong, Mathew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal

C. Michael Scott, Steve Carell, and Jim Carey

D. Leonardo DiCaprio, Clay Aiken, and T.R. Knight

5. Which music celebrity was quoted a few years ago, as putting out a purposeful crap album so that, “when I come out with my real s***, people are blown away?”

A. R. Kelly

B. Paris Hilton

C. Kevin Federline

D. Kanye West

Answer Key:

1. Answer: D

It is truly amazing the loss of appetite a few strokes of a blunt razor can promote.

2. Answer: B

Was it the irritable bowel in Kevin’s towel, or was that masseuse just not happy to see him…

3. Answer: D

Mandy Moore is probably really starting to regret this quote taken several months before Wilmer’s interview with Howard Stern: “I think people make him (Wilmer) out to be this crazy ladies’ man… but he’s such a gentleman.” Yes, Mandy… he is indeed.

4. Answer: B

Lance, Matt and Jake may deny the accusations, but those toothsome grins tell a different story!

5. Answer: C

There could be no other idiot stupid enough to quote himself as being an even bigger idiot than we already thought he was! Oh yeah, and Kevin… We’re still waiting for than album!

Hello Boys!

Heidi compares her new bikini body to Barbie.

Here’s a quick look at original Heidi before the update.

Heidi Montag - Before

What was once considered near taboo or unnecessary risk has almost become the norm in Hollywood.

Pamela Anderson might be one of the most well known women for her Celebrity set, mostly likely for their buoyancy.

Lots were talking when Christina Aguilera got her latest boob job, we think she’s up to 3 now.

Megan Fox recently got a small boob job, which looks about right for her size.

But some don’t always look right. Take Victoria Beckham’s for example.

Something doesn’t look right!

So what other celebrities have had a boob job in recent years?

Let’s see, there’s Britney Spears, Kate Hudson, Demi Moore, Beyonce Knowles, Gemma Atkinson, Halle Berry, Lindsay Lohan, Cheryl Cole, Tara Reid, Chantelle Houghton, Ivanka Trump, Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey, Renee Zellwegger, Paula Abdul, Tori Spelling, Audrina Partridge, Jessica Simpson, Dannii Minogue, Sharon Stone, Nicole Richie, Hilary Swank, Jane Seymour, Brooke Burke, Salma Hayek, Dita Von Teese, Holly Madison, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Carmen Electra, to name a few.

Mel Gibson has been laying low since his 2007 incident at California State University (CSU Northridge).

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If you remember, he was challenged by the Associate Professor of Central American Studies about his film, Apocalypo. She stated that it portrayed Mayan life as violent, which was racist, according to her account. After a few back and forth jibs at each other, Mel told her very politely, “Lady, Fu#@ off!”

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In a recent interview with Dean Richards on WGN, Mel (this time) is pushed about his past discrepancies with the law. “Do you feel like you are a different person, maybe a better person than you were five years ago,” asked Dean, to which Mel shrugs off the first few grenades with a smile and explanation on how “time teaches”.

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Dean continues, asking if he thought the public perceived him any differently after his past discrepancies (drinking problems, etc), to which Mel reminds him it’s been “almost four years ago, dude—I’ve done all the necessary Mea Culpa’s, so…uh, let’s move on dude, come on.”

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Dean then finally gets the message, realizing he’s overplayed his hand:

Dean: “(Well) it’s good to see you back in the saddle and doing what you do best, thanks a lot for joining us Mel… take care.”

Mel: “Bye, bye… (brief pause) A$$hole”

Watch it here:

Photo via: StupidCelebrities.net

While most families were busy roasting chestnuts by an open fire, singing carols to the local orphanage, and watching reruns of The Christmas Story for the 116th time, Charlie Sheen was busy sitting in jail for being his usual prick self we have come to expect (assaulting wife, Brooke Mueller).

The story goes… a drunk Mueller became jealous of Sheen for sharing a song with his daughter. She threatened to divorce him, Sheen became unglued, straddled her against the bed, put a knife to her throat, and proceeded to tell her:

“You better be in fear. If you tell anybody, I’ll kill you. I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done and they won’t leave any trace.”

Mueller called 911 and the police were soon at the scene.

Police arrived at the rented residence, finding Mueller in the bedroom and Sheen in the Kitchen. While denying using a knife in a threatening manner to his wife, police found Sheen’s blade in the open position inside a nearby bag he appeared to be packing (probably trying to leave before police got there). A few conspicuous red marks on Muellers neck proved more than enough cause to bring Sheen in under assault charges.

While Brooke Mueller has changed her story since the original 911 call, Aspen police are sticking to her original, with plans on moving forward with a hearing on February 8th, 2010. If you are thinking this story sounds a little like déjà vu, you’re right. Sheen had a similar run-in several years ago with ex-wife, Denise Richards, just a few days after Christmas. What a prick!

First the Good News: Lil Wayne is expecting his fourth child with singer, Nivea. Congratulations you two!

Now the Bad: Unfortunately, this news comes around the same time as other news he could be celebrating the birth of his fourth child behind bars. Charges were brought up against the rapper/rocker for possession of an illegal handgun during a post-concert, marijuana celebration in New York back in 2007.

This should put a slow down on the Lil’ Wayne baby making factory. This will be his third child in practically one year!

Before he heads up to the big house, he’s going to try to kick-off two albums; his rock debut, Rebirth and Carter IV. Rebirth has been announced and canceled several times now, but he’s hoping an early holiday release (December 15th, 2009) along with the highly anticipated Carter IV, will help boost sales for both albums. He’s going to need all the money he can get. Baby-making is bling to the extreme!

Don’t drop the soap!

[Photos via Yazmar.com]

Meghan McCain has been “out and about” this past week on Twitter. Perhaps an attempt to get Hugh Hefner’s attention, or maybe just proud to be Hooked on Phonics!

[Photo via The Superficial]

Goofball, John Mayer, is at it again…
Kissing more guys.

No, it wasn’t Perez Hilton, and it wasn’t Adam Levine…

RadarOnline reported John at a club the other night, grooving along to the song, I Gotta Feeling (The Black Eyed Peas) when all of a sudden some guy walked up and planted one right on his kisser. John held in for the long haul according to reports, for what must have seemed to be about a 5-second frencher.

What’s all this mean?

I don’t know… you draw you own conclusions!

[Photos via ForLadiesbyLadies, Republicoft.com, TheInsider.com, Gawker.com]