Mickey Rourke showed up at the 2010 Orange British Academy Film Awards sporting a new hairdoo.
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Put a little rouge on him, man-liner, and he makes a pretty good Elizabeth Taylor… don’t you think?
Er, maybe the Joker.
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Where’s his scooter at?
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What’s Up with Mickey Rourke?
February 24th, 2010 
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The Roots underneath that Carrot Top Look a Little speckled…
February 8th, 2010 eric Or should I rather say freckled.
Carrot Top (a.k.a. Scott Thompson) was out and about Santa Monica yesterday, when a group of passers by were treated to an eye full of buns, crack, fashion faux pa, eye liner, and carefully manicured eyebrows!
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Fashion lesson for today, kiddies:
Make sure what’s on your feet, matches as closely as possible [...]
Roxxxy, the World’s First “Talking” Sex Doll, Loves All 30+ Year Olds Still Living at Home…
January 12th, 2010 eric She moves, she talks, and she… $%^@#!
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Showcased this Saturday at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo was, Roxxxy. She is a sophisticated sex doll that interacts with her, um… user’s. She is run from an artificial intelligence program that allows her to listen, speak, sleep, move, and interact using any of her five multiple personalities. There’s [...]
How Do You Know the Recession is Over?
November 4th, 2009 eric When dogs are living better than you do!
Paris Hilton has Tweeted photos of her new doggy’s lavish crib. It was designed by fame interior decorator, Faye Resnick, and includes a balcony, Spanish tile, and iron gate. The interior is decked out with pink and black paint, featuring miniature Philippe Starck furniture, heat, air conditioning, and [...]
Robot Driving Companions for the Lonely, Indecisive, Incompetent, Directionally Impaired, and Incredibly Pathetic
October 30th, 2009 eric All those lonely nights…
Polishing their pocket pens…
Blowing up their girlfriends…
Sitting outside some sorority chick’s house in their Toyota Prius…
Has finally brought them to this lowly state!
Researchers at MIT are working on a new project dubbed AIDA, which stands for, Affective Intelligent Driving Agent. It is basically a robot companion designed to drive along with you [...]
Michael Jackson: Worth More Dead, than Alive?
October 29th, 2009 eric Michael Jackson’s death may have pulled a few plastic surgeons into the brink of bankruptcy, but it has pulled the pop star out of it (well, sort of)!
According to Forbes, just four short months after the early demise of Michael, he has earned around $90 million in album, video marathons, merchandise sales, and rights to [...]
Top News: Finally, Treehuggers have Documented Proof that Our Planet is Running Out of Clean Drinking Water!
October 18th, 2009 eric Calling all celebrities to save the day! This means you, Leonardo DiCaprio…
John Mayer Needs More Attention!
October 14th, 2009 eric Goofball, John Mayer, is at it again…
Kissing more guys.
No, it wasn’t Perez Hilton, and it wasn’t Adam Levine…
RadarOnline reported John at a club the other night, grooving along to the song, I Gotta Feeling (The Black Eyed Peas) when all of a sudden some guy walked up and planted one right on his kisser. John [...]
Celeb Fail Moments
October 3rd, 2009 Mark And now, a look back at a few moments in celebrity fail history.
Anyone recall when Tom Cruise made an appearance on Oprah?
Awkward….
This one is either a fail or a pr stunt, but who can forget the “wardrobe malfunction”?
How about when Amy Winehouse punches a fan? That’s gratitude!
It’s inevitable Amy does a tour with Courtney Love.
