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	<title>Celebrity Gossip News Exposed - Celebulicio.us &#187; WTF</title>
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		<title>When The Stars Come Out</title>
		<link>http://www.celebulicio.us/2010/12/when-the-stars-come-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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A Swedish ad for Gylne Tider, an entertainment show with an 80&#8217;s focus, has created a  celebrity mashup of the song Let It Be where an all-star team of B-list celebrities like Pamela Anderson, Steve Guttenberg, David Faustino, Alfonso Ribeiero, Tonya Harding, Jaime Walters, Peter Falk, Freddy Kruger, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Mickey Rourke, Milli [...]]]></description>
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<p>A Swedish ad for <em>Gylne Tider</em>, an entertainment show with an 80&#8217;s focus, has created a  celebrity mashup of the song Let It Be where an all-star team of B-list celebrities like Pamela Anderson, Steve Guttenberg, David Faustino, Alfonso Ribeiero, Tonya Harding, Jaime Walters, Peter Falk, Freddy Kruger, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Mickey Rourke, Milli Vanilli and more sing along. There&#8217;s almost 50 celebs in total in the video.</p>
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<p>This isn&#8217;t the only video either. The Swede rockers also made a video of We Are The World before.</p>
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		<title>Nail Polish by Justin Bieber</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 02:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb</dc:creator>
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When December rolls around, teens will be swarming Walmart to get the new Opi nail polish colors inspired by Justin Bieber. It will come in six shades; One Less Lonely Glitter (pale purple), Prized Possession Purple (grape), Give Me The First Dance (silver), Me + Blue (metallic blue), OMB! (metallic red), and Step 2 the [...]]]></description>
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<p>When December rolls around, teens will be swarming Walmart to get the new Opi nail polish colors inspired by Justin Bieber. It will come in six shades; One Less Lonely Glitter (pale purple), Prized Possession Purple (grape), Give Me The First Dance (silver), Me + Blue (metallic blue), OMB! (metallic red), and Step 2 the Beat of my Heart (heart shaped specks)</p>
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		<title>Celebrity Diets</title>
		<link>http://www.celebulicio.us/2010/09/celebrity-diets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 01:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest in crazy celebrity diets is the baby food diet, where celebs eat things like pureed peas and carrots instead of real meals.
Some of the latest to sample the baby food diet include Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lady Gaga and The Hills star Stephanie Pratt.
Tracy Anderson, celebrity trainer to the stars, whose clients happen to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The latest in crazy celebrity diets is the baby food diet, where celebs eat things like pureed peas and carrots instead of real meals.</p>
<p>Some of the latest to sample the baby food diet include Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lady Gaga and <em>The Hills</em> star Stephanie Pratt.</p>
<p>Tracy Anderson, celebrity trainer to the stars, whose clients happen to include Aniston, Paltrow, Gaga and Madonna, debuted her &#8220;TA baby food cleanse&#8221; just last November.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebulicio.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lady-gaga.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-712" title="Lady Gaga" src="http://www.celebulicio.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lady-gaga-184x300.jpg" alt="" width="184" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>But in Lady Gaga&#8217;s new tell all book, some ask if her diet was killing her. She was hospitalized no less than 6 times in 2009, and the troubles continue into 2010. Gaga has been forced to cancel four US shows in January because she was suffering from an irregular heartbeat, brought on by exhaustion. Is she hiding an eating disorder?</p>
<p>The most common eating disorders are anorexia (relentless pursuit of thinness), bulimia (eating huge amounts of food then purging it) and binge eating (eating huge amounts of food without purging). Note that yo-yo dieting and these disorders can be deadly.</p>
<p>Wendy Starland, who helped discover the unknown New York City musician Stefani Germanotta before she became Lady Gaga, is also quoted in the new tell-all, and says of the singer&#8217;s rising-star days, &#8220;The pressure on her to lose weight was very high.&#8221;</p>
<p>This of course is in reference to Lady Gaga maintain her good looks and figure for on stage.</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Up with Mickey Rourke?</title>
		<link>http://www.celebulicio.us/2010/02/whats-up-with-mickey-rourke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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Mickey Rourke showed up at the 2010 Orange British Academy Film Awards sporting a new hairdoo.
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Put a little rouge on him, man-liner, and he makes a pretty good Elizabeth Taylor&#8230; don&#8217;t you think?

Er, maybe the Joker.
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Where&#8217;s his scooter at?
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Mickey Rourke showed up at the 2010 Orange British Academy Film Awards sporting a new hairdoo.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">*</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Put a little rouge on him, man-liner, and he makes a pretty good Elizabeth Taylor&#8230; don&#8217;t you think?</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-443" title="59690777" src="http://www.celebulicio.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Mickey-Rourke-Bad-Hair-Makeup.jpg" alt="59690777" width="306" height="460" /></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Er, maybe the Joker.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">*</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Where&#8217;s his scooter at?</p>
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		<title>The Roots underneath that Carrot Top Look a Little speckled&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.celebulicio.us/2010/02/the-roots-underneath-that-carrot-top-look-a-little-speckled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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Or should I rather say freckled.

Carrot Top (a.k.a. Scott Thompson) was out and about Santa Monica yesterday, when a group of passers by were treated to an eye full of buns, crack, fashion faux pa, eye liner, and carefully manicured eyebrows!
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Fashion lesson for today, kiddies:

Make sure what&#8217;s on your feet, matches as closely as possible [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Or should I rather say freckled.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-422" title="Carrot-Top-Scott-Thompson" src="http://www.celebulicio.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Carrot-Top-Scott-Thompson.jpg" alt="Carrot-Top-Scott-Thompson" width="460" height="569" /></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Carrot Top (a.k.a. Scott Thompson) was out and about Santa Monica yesterday, when a group of passers by were treated to an eye full of buns, crack, fashion faux pa, eye liner, and carefully manicured eyebrows!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">*</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Fashion lesson for today, kiddies:</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-423" title="Carrot-Top-Scott-Thompson-1" src="http://www.celebulicio.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Carrot-Top-Scott-Thompson-1.jpg" alt="Carrot-Top-Scott-Thompson-1" width="460" height="691" /></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Make sure what&#8217;s on your feet, matches as closely as possible to what&#8217;s on your shoulders.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">(Photo via: <em><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/35944">Dlisted</a></em>)</p>
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		<title>Roxxxy, the World&#8217;s First “Talking” Sex Doll, Loves All 30+ Year Olds Still Living at Home&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.celebulicio.us/2010/01/roxxxy-the-worlds-first-%e2%80%9ctalking%e2%80%9d-sex-doll-loves-all-30-year-olds-still-living-at-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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She moves, she talks, and she&#8230; $%^@#!
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Showcased this Saturday at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo was, Roxxxy. She is a sophisticated sex doll that interacts with her, um&#8230; user&#8217;s. She is run from an artificial intelligence program that allows her to listen, speak, sleep, move, and interact using any of her five multiple personalities. There&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">She moves, she talks, and she&#8230; $%^@#!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">*</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Showcased this Saturday at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo was, Roxxxy. She is a sophisticated sex doll that interacts with her, um&#8230; user&#8217;s. She is run from an artificial intelligence program that allows her to listen, speak, sleep, move, and interact using any of her five multiple personalities. There&#8217;s Wild Wendy, Mature Martha, S&amp;M Susan, and, well, you get the point. She is fully customizable (hair, skin, and bra size), comes with her own laptop, and guarantees future software upgrades over her lifetime.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">*</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">If we were to take a survey of men who buy sex dolls, there would be three fundamental reasons why they have invested in a cyber-skin lover, rather than the real thing. Either they&#8230;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">A.) Can&#8217;t get a real girlfriend, so they shell out the $19.99 (or in this case $9,000)</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">B.) They have a girlfriend, are horrible in the sack, never get any, so they shell out the $19.99-plus</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">C.) Have strange <em>needs</em> that no real person would ever want to do, so they shell out the $19.99-plus</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The maker of Roxxxy, however, has their eye on more than just a love doll. They are actually hell-bent on bringing a robot into every home in America. Not to $%^@&#8230; mind you, but rather as a form of a companion. The doll was originally built as a healthcare aide for the elderly, but due to all the bureaucratic red tape and regulations they were confronted with, they decided to make her a love doll instead.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">*</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Just what every 30-something still living at home dreams of&#8230;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">*</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The only problem is&#8230;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">It costs $7,000 to $9,000.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">*</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Now maybe they&#8217;ll finally have good reason to get off their duff and get a job!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Hallelujah!</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">[Photo via: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/">The Huffington Post</a>]</p>
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		<title>How Do You Know the Recession is Over?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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When dogs are living better than you do!
Paris Hilton has Tweeted photos of her new doggy&#8217;s lavish crib. It was designed by fame interior decorator, Faye Resnick, and includes a balcony, Spanish tile, and iron gate. The interior is decked out with pink and black paint, featuring miniature Philippe Starck furniture, heat, air conditioning, and [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-257" title="paris_hilton_dog_house" src="http://www.celebulicio.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/paris_hilton_dog_house.jpg" alt="paris_hilton_dog_house" width="460" height="360" /></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><em>When dogs are living better than you do!</em></p>
<p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Paris Hilton has Tweeted photos of her new doggy&#8217;s lavish crib. It was designed by fame interior decorator, Faye Resnick, and includes a balcony, Spanish tile, and iron gate. The interior is decked out with pink and black paint, featuring miniature Philippe Starck furniture, heat, air conditioning, and a bling black crystal chandelier. The estimated cost for the entire project&#8230; about $325,000.</p>
<p><p><strong>News Update:</strong><br />
We&#8217;ve just been told that we may have misunderstood Hilton&#8217;s Tweet, and that she was perhaps referring to the home being built for her other new pet, Doug Reinhardt.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-258" title="paris-hilton-doug-reinhardt" src="http://www.celebulicio.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/paris-hilton-doug-reinhardt.jpeg" alt="paris-hilton-doug-reinhardt" width="304" height="566" /></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">We&#8217;ll keep you posted&#8230;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">[<em>Photos via Modern Urban Living and The Insider</em>]</p>
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		<title>Robot Driving Companions for the Lonely, Indecisive, Incompetent, Directionally Impaired, and Incredibly Pathetic</title>
		<link>http://www.celebulicio.us/2009/10/robot-driving-companions-for-the-lonely-indecisive-incompetent-directionally-impaired-and-incredibly-pathetic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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All those lonely nights&#8230;
Polishing their pocket pens&#8230;
Blowing up their girlfriends&#8230;
Sitting outside some sorority chick&#8217;s house in their Toyota Prius&#8230;
Has finally brought them to this lowly state!
Researchers at MIT are working on a new project dubbed AIDA, which stands for, Affective Intelligent Driving Agent. It is basically a robot companion designed to drive along with you [...]]]></description>
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All those lonely nights&#8230;<br />
Polishing their pocket pens&#8230;<br />
Blowing up their girlfriends&#8230;<br />
Sitting outside some sorority chick&#8217;s house in their Toyota Prius&#8230;<br />
Has finally brought them to this lowly state!</p>
<p><!-- 		@page { margin: 0.79in } 		P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } 		A:link { so-language: zxx } -->Researchers at MIT are working on a new project dubbed AIDA, which stands for, <a href="http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9140120/MIT_rsearchers_developing_robotic_driving_companion?taxonomyId=1">Affective Intelligent Driving Agent</a>. It is basically a robot companion designed to drive along with you on your daily jaunts.</p>
<p>It will help you with directions, recommend places to eat, keep you company, wink at you when it senses you are agitated because some a$# just cut you off at the ramp, henpeck you when you&#8217;re driving like sh$!, and keep track of all the incriminating places you go!</p>
<p>Sounds great&#8230;<br />
Put me down for 535!<br />
One for each member of the U.S. Senate/Congress</p>
<p>[Photo via Ebaumsworld]</p>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: Worth More Dead, than Alive?</title>
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		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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Michael Jackson&#8217;s death may have pulled a few plastic surgeons into the brink of bankruptcy, but it has pulled the pop star out of it (well, sort of)!
According to Forbes, just four short months after the early demise of Michael, he has earned around $90 million in album, video marathons, merchandise sales, and rights to [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Michael Jackson&#8217;s death may have pulled a few plastic surgeons into the brink of bankruptcy, but it has pulled the pop star out of it (well, sort of)!</p>
<p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">According to Forbes, just four short months after the early demise of Michael, he has earned around $90 million in album, video marathons, merchandise sales, and rights to the film, <a href="http://www.thisisit-movie.com/">This is it</a>, playing in theaters now.</p>
<p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The only question left to ask, is if he came back from the dead along with Elvis, and they produced a remake of the universal hit, <em>Thriller</em>, together&#8230;</p>
<p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Would the two of them take over the world, or just rule over it for several months until the song dropped to the #2 spot on the Billboard Charts???</p>
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		<title>Top News: Finally, Treehuggers have Documented Proof that Our Planet is Running Out of Clean Drinking Water!</title>
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		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
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Calling all celebrities to save the day! This means you, Leonardo DiCaprio&#8230;
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Calling all celebrities to save the day! This means you, Leonardo DiCaprio&#8230;</p>
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