You are becoming very sleepy.
Your eyes are becoming very droopy…

Okay, now you are becoming very ill…
You can feel this mornings breakfast just at the back of your throat…
We’re getting ready for the David Hasselhoff reality show to be announced. Let’s roll out the red soiled carpet and remind you of some of the quality programming [...]

You knew it was coming!

“Before long, I’ll have my own channel—I’ll be like Barney.”- The Hoff

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The truth is about to be revealed before your very eyes…

“Image is what people perceive my life to be. It’s nothing like the truth.”- The Hoff

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Of all the train wrecks represented on reality television today, you haven’t seen anything like [...]