You knew it was coming!

“Before long, I’ll have my own channel—I’ll be like Barney.”- The Hoff

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The truth is about to be revealed before your very eyes…

“Image is what people perceive my life to be. It’s nothing like the truth.”- The Hoff

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Of all the train wrecks represented on reality television today, you haven’t seen anything like the cataclysmic disaster which is about to take place on your television screen…

“I’m trying to document all the amazing things that have happened to me.”- The Hoff

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Holly Sh#!, did Hayley Hasselhoff Tweet what I thought she did last week?

“The Hasselhoffs signed the deal with A&E. Get readdyy for it.”

Yup, the big news for Hoff fans this week is that A&E is looking into the possibility of signing David and the kids for a season of antics (and they may have just closed the deal). The show will document his work, play, relationships, parenting style, and very fame dwindle before your eyes. Kleenex and popcorn not included

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