Posts Tagged ‘Jon Gosselin’

Jon Gosselin Sex Tape!

Everybody has got a sex tape these days, especially if you are a dwindling D-lister looking for that one last glimmer in the spotlight.
Via the National Enqurier:
Jon’s bodyguard Thomas Meinelt has been subpoenaed to testify in TLC’s lawsuit against Jon, and The ENQUIRER has learned Meinelt claims he saw Jon snort cocaine many times, and [...]

Jon Gosselin, Your Still Just a Turd!

My Grand Daddy used to say that you just can’t polish a turd!

You can cover it with bling…
You can put hair plugs on it…
You can apologize for its stench…
You can visit a rabbi and have it ordained…
You can tell people it will cost $30,000 just to bask in its presence…
You can fool some young dung [...]

Jon Gosselin Wants to Grace You With His Presence for $30,000

Bit@$, you can’t touch this for less than $30,000

…unless perhaps you’ve a batch of blond, moderately saggy rear-ends to offer!
MSNBC reports that the former reality star wants no less than $30,000 per appearance. He’ll crash birthdays, pool parties, bar-mitzvahs, weddings… you name it!
Jon may not be selling himself out cheap these days, but he promises [...]

It Takes a Big Man, Jon Gosselin

Jon finally stood up, admitted his wrongs, and apologized to Kate while on ET with Mary Hart earlier tonight.
Highlights:
“Kate, I just want to apologize, you know (cause I sure don’t know) for my actions. You know (I have no idea what I’m even saying), I’m sorry, you know (I just recite what they tell me [...]