Everyone’s favorite celebutard Paris Hilton was sentenced to a $2,000 fine, 200 hours of community service, and 1 year of probation. Lucky Paris was also denied entry into Japan recently for cocaine possession charges from a year ago. Celebutard!

It’s time to roll out that red carpet and play “Name that Celebrity.”

There have been a lot of celebs that have embarrassed themselves over the years, and quite frankly it has been difficult to keep up with all the scandals and allegations. So difficult, we have developed a little game to test your knowledge of these bad boys and girls of Hollywood. Depending on your personal view of celebrity gossip, the best score may either be low or high.

Grade and award with smiley faces accordingly…

1. Which celebrity has had a hard time keeping her hairless “kitty” in her underpants… Or should I rather say lack of?

A. Paris Hilton

B. Britney Spears

C. Lindsay Lohan

D. All the above!

2. This dust-farting, aging hunk of yesteryear, dropped his towel in front of a masseuse during his second honeymoon; bringing the indication of an almost certain third one in the making…

A. Clint Eastwood

B. Kevin Costner

C. Wesley Snipes

D. Ozzy Osborne

3. Which male celebrity, expressed his disappointments in sex with Mandy Moore as not being, quote: “like warm apple pie?”

A. Bam Margera

B. Zach Braff

C. Howard Stern

D. Wilmer Valderrama
4. This celebrity best friend trio has brought speculations of more than just bongo’s being banged behind their closet doors. Name this famous Hollywood trio?

A. Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris, and Ryan Seacrest

B. Lance Armstrong, Mathew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal

C. Michael Scott, Steve Carell, and Jim Carey

D. Leonardo DiCaprio, Clay Aiken, and T.R. Knight

5. Which music celebrity was quoted a few years ago, as putting out a purposeful crap album so that, “when I come out with my real s***, people are blown away?”

A. R. Kelly

B. Paris Hilton

C. Kevin Federline

D. Kanye West

Answer Key:

1. Answer: D

It is truly amazing the loss of appetite a few strokes of a blunt razor can promote.

2. Answer: B

Was it the irritable bowel in Kevin’s towel, or was that masseuse just not happy to see him…

3. Answer: D

Mandy Moore is probably really starting to regret this quote taken several months before Wilmer’s interview with Howard Stern: “I think people make him (Wilmer) out to be this crazy ladies’ man… but he’s such a gentleman.” Yes, Mandy… he is indeed.

4. Answer: B

Lance, Matt and Jake may deny the accusations, but those toothsome grins tell a different story!

5. Answer: C

There could be no other idiot stupid enough to quote himself as being an even bigger idiot than we already thought he was! Oh yeah, and Kevin… We’re still waiting for than album!

Ready to see the rest of the top 10 female celebs online? It’s not what you think!

Shakira

Avril Lavigne

Paris Hilton

Miley Cyrus

Britney Spears

Rihanna

Beyonce

Madonna

Ke$ha

Lady Gaga

When dogs are living better than you do!

Paris Hilton has Tweeted photos of her new doggy’s lavish crib. It was designed by fame interior decorator, Faye Resnick, and includes a balcony, Spanish tile, and iron gate. The interior is decked out with pink and black paint, featuring miniature Philippe Starck furniture, heat, air conditioning, and a bling black crystal chandelier. The estimated cost for the entire project… about $325,000.

News Update:
We’ve just been told that we may have misunderstood Hilton’s Tweet, and that she was perhaps referring to the home being built for her other new pet, Doug Reinhardt.

We’ll keep you posted…

[Photos via Modern Urban Living and The Insider]