How many fast & Furious movies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Ah Hell, I don’t know, but we’ve got a fifth one in the making, and we can expect at least a portion of the old crew (Paul Walker and Vin Diesel) to be just as fast and pissed off as ever.

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Let’s look at the top ten titles in consideration for the next installment:

10. 5 Fast 5 Furious (Perez Hilton)

9. Not Fast Just Furiously Economic – The Government Funded Edition

8. Fast & Furious: Bumper Car Mayhem – Brian and Dom take on the underground bumper car scene

7. Too Fast Too Many Tickets – With no license or car, the dynamic duo must go head to head against Lance Armstrong

6. Godzilla, Predator,  and Alien vs. The Fast and Furious – All Hell is about to break loose in downtown Tokyo… Buckle in for this ride!

5. Fst & Frius – The Next Generation

4. 5 – Let’s just cut the crap and get down to business!

3. He’s Fast She’s Furious- Brian settles down with a couple kids while racing the streets for diaper money. Mia just wants him to get a real freakin’ job!

2. She’s Too Fast He’s Furious – Mia takes to the streets as a prostitute and Brian must race the head pimp to set her free

1. Once Fast Now Just Grumpy as Hell – The team faces getting old. Eating bad Guacamole is about as fast as you’ll see the boys run these days…