She moves, she talks, and she… $%^@#!

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Showcased this Saturday at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo was, Roxxxy. She is a sophisticated sex doll that interacts with her, um… user’s. She is run from an artificial intelligence program that allows her to listen, speak, sleep, move, and interact using any of her five multiple personalities. There’s Wild Wendy, Mature Martha, S&M Susan, and, well, you get the point. She is fully customizable (hair, skin, and bra size), comes with her own laptop, and guarantees future software upgrades over her lifetime.

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If we were to take a survey of men who buy sex dolls, there would be three fundamental reasons why they have invested in a cyber-skin lover, rather than the real thing. Either they…

A.) Can’t get a real girlfriend, so they shell out the $19.99 (or in this case $9,000)

B.) They have a girlfriend, are horrible in the sack, never get any, so they shell out the $19.99-plus

C.) Have strange needs that no real person would ever want to do, so they shell out the $19.99-plus

The maker of Roxxxy, however, has their eye on more than just a love doll. They are actually hell-bent on bringing a robot into every home in America. Not to $%^@… mind you, but rather as a form of a companion. The doll was originally built as a healthcare aide for the elderly, but due to all the bureaucratic red tape and regulations they were confronted with, they decided to make her a love doll instead.

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Just what every 30-something still living at home dreams of…

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The only problem is…

It costs $7,000 to $9,000.

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Now maybe they’ll finally have good reason to get off their duff and get a job!

Hallelujah!

[Photo via: The Huffington Post]